- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

A man died.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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