Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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