- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

A chicken walks into a barn.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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