- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Dwarf Shortage

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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