- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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