- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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