Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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kathryn atkins

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

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I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

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What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Well it all started when 7 did something horrible to 8 and 9. Always being used for various things and never getting credit, 7 finally snapped one day at the office. He went home for lunch, which was uncharacteristic for him. He came back with a large duffle bag and a trench coat on. He walked into the the middle of the office and opened the bag and trench coat. The events that followed are now known as the office slaughtering of 1992. 7 ended up gutting 8 alive and eating its intestines. 9 was forced to watch then inch by inch was cut up. His heart was ripped out and shown to him before he died. The body was then thrown into acid, and 7 hung himself with piano wire, but lived. 7 also has herpes and 6 doesnt want anything to do with that shit.

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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