"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

Small Penis.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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