- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

i like turtles

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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