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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

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So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

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What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

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What happened to the child who was rushed into hospital with a deadly disease? He pulled through. I'ts depressing to be constantly hearing sad anti jokes, so here is a nice one. The child in question lived to eighty one, had a great life and a good job. See, it's nice to read a happy anti joke!

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this last joke was a correction to the other one

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

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If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

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Anti Joke

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