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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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where is the world?

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

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A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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