- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

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