- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

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