- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

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