Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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a black man pays his child support

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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