Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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Anti Joke

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