- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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