- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

What's worse than this That :(

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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