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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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