Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Obama = ebola

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Donald Trump

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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