- Anti Joke

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

What do you call a black man? Rob

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.