Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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