- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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