Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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