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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Whats funnier than 24, 69

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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