What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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This is not funny.

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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No soap radio

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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