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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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