There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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american idol

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

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Anti Joke

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