Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Whats funnier than 24, 69

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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