- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

Yo Mama just died.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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