- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

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