A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

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What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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jews

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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