- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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