In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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America

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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