how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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