Yo Mama just died.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

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Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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Anti Joke

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