- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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