- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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