what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was experiencing financial troubles, and needed money. He tried applying for many jobs, but they just didn't quite work out. After ending up in the drug business to support his family, a deal went bad and he was shot, landing him in the hospital. The night his family arrived to check on him, the same shooter made his way to his room, and murdered his wife and 3 children, and somehow managed to evade police. Months after this incident, Ralph, the same chicken who was in the hospital and witnessed his family's murder, was finally released. He had nothing to live for, nothing to look forward to in the future. He took up alcohol abuse for some time, until realizing what truly had to be done. He began tracking down his family's killer, and with each day spent, he became closer and closer to discovering the dealer's whereabouts. One day, he finally figured out who it was. As he arrived at the killers' home, he took one last deep breath, then stormed in. After fighting through many of the dealers' body-gaurds, Ralph finally reached the notorious drug dealing murder, Froghorn Leghorn. As a bloody battle ensued, it was clear who the winner would be.. As Ralph staggered out of the destroyed home, bloodied, yet victorious, he realized something. All the tracking, all the killing, all the bloodshed he had created, was all in vain. He realized that taking Froghorn's life didn't, and wouldn't, bring his family back. Finding himself dumbfounded, he began to trot, head down, through the field where the bad drug deal happened, almost a year ago now. He took one last deep breath, looked at the stars, and took his first step on the road. This was it he decided, he was finally going to reunite with his family again once more. As the headlights raced towards him, he heard his family in unison whisper to him "You're finally home Ralph, you're finally home."

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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dat shoe shine tho

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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