You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

I'm rick james bitch

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Knock Knock. Come in.

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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