Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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