So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

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How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

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A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

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Yo mamma so fat that when she gets in bed she gets sleepy

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

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Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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no

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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