What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

One, two, three, four and five

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Anti Joke

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