What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Drew Knowles is gay

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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