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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

an american walks out of a strip club.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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