- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

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