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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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