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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

irish man drinking john smiths

I just threw up..In my pants.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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