- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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