a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

27

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...