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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My cat just died.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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