To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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Matthew Wyckoff

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There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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