Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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A penis walks into a bar..

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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. . I am a whale

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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