How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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A bar walks into a man

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

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There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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