what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

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tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Suck pussy

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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Knock knock.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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What comes after 69? 70

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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