- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

A blind man walks into a library.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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