- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

white or wheat? wheat please.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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