- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

white or wheat? wheat please.

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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