- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

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