- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What is white and black and red all over.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

I have a really funny joke.

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