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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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