What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

I'm so punny.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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