- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Obama = ebola

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Go away still nothing to see

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Yellow People !!

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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