Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Anti Joke

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