whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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irish man drinking john smiths

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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