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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

A pope meets another one

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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