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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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