- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

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