- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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