Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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