- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

i saw amango it splootered

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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