- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Where's my baby??

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

You are joking right?

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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