- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Why do fat people commit suicide

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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