How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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