what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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