A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

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Justin Bieber

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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