- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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