roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

12/23/2012

You are joking right?

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

Anti Joke

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