Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

You are joking right?

12/23/2012

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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