when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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You are joking right?

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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