why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

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A professor of literature asked me, "Young Sir, why are you burning those books?" I replied, "Because I need a fire to cremate the bones of your 3 sisters that I violently raped and murdered" He smirked in a witty and arrogant fashion, until raising his head and saying, "Bond, James Bond" He continued to massage his dick with his own pubic hairs before collapsing and dying

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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Anti Joke

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