How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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